I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"
Step it up trixie
THAT IS PAULINA NOT TRIXIE TANG YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)
I killed that dance at the end of this.
Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)
yeah steven looks almost human here
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.
hoW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
looks like things i would design
this is so frustrating just imagining people trying to use them
da Soopernateral rode sew far
THE LAST PICTURE OF DEAN OMG THEY KEPT THE MOUTH THE SAME SIZE AND IT’S CRACKING ME UP
I’M CRYING omFG
When your parents think you’re dating your best friend
When EVERYBODY thinks you’re dating your friend…
is that an example or a reaction
HOW DID THIS BECOME A FANDOM POST?
You can’t really go that far without running into us
ITS ALWAYS ABOUT THE FANDOMS
You can not escape
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
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